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The Walk of ̶S̶h̶a̶m̶e̶ Naughty
We've all done it or will do it at some point in our lives: The Walk of S̶h̶a̶m̶e̶ Naughty.
While I don't like to call it the Walk of Shame because I believe that a woman who makes a conscious decision to have sex is in charge of her own life and has nothing to be ashamed of, the name has edged its way into popular culture and we seem to be stuck with it.
However, there is no reason to take that walk of shame looking like something the cat dragged in. While historically this walk has been done with eyes cast down, embarrassment flowing out of your pores, makeup remnants smeared all over and disheveled clothes, it doesn't have to be that way. Own it and make it look glamorous.
Preparation is crucial. Aside from the fact that what you did the night before falls into the 'none of your business' category, a little prior planning can make your walk of shame anything but lame. The first thing you need to do is invest in a stylish but functional medium size purse or bag. If you want to carry a cocktail purse on your date or to your event, that is fine, but keep a larger purse in your car or check it with coat check.
Place the following items in your purse so you're ready for a night of naughtiness:
Purse or Tote Bag
To start, you'll want a purse big enough to fit all of your overnight necessities in.
Travel Size Toothbrush & Toothpaste
It is always wise to have one of these in your purse. Sometimes you just need to brush your teeth after a garlic filled meal and sometimes you need it for the morning after. If you don't have room, then take some toothpaste (from the person's house you're staying at) by using your finger to brush your teeth along with some mouthwash.
Ponytail Holders
Ponytail holders are a must for your bag. If you wake up in the morning with wild hair from an eventful night, just put it up into a ponytail or a bun.
Lipgloss
Hydrate your lips and make them look plump and kissable again by using a lip gloss.
Comfortable Shoes
Whether you've had a fun night dancing and want comfortable shoes, or if you don't want to walk around in heels, you'll want a pair of foldable flats that you can pull out of your bag.
Powder
Freshen up in the morning and get rid of any unwanted shine by using powder.
Tinted SPF Lotion
Tinted sunscreen is an easy way to get a hydrated glow and protect yourself from the sun.
Small Vibrating Bullet
A small bullet is the perfect sex toy to keep in your bag. Get a waterproof bullet for fun in the shower and tub.
Small Vibrator
Here's a personal favorite of mine. It's compact, discreet, and waterproof.
Condoms
Always bring your own condoms as you need to be responsible for your own safety and health. Don’t depend on a guy to bring them.
Small Bottle of Lube
It's always good to be prepared as there's nothing worse than needing lube and not having it.
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Face Wipes
Face wipes are great in case you need to clean your face or freshen up in other areas. You can also bring a bottle of facial cleanser.
3 in 1 Makeup
This makeup is a great choice because it can be used to add color to your lips, cheeks, and eyes as eyeshadow.
Bracelet Cuffs
Wear these sexy cuffs with your outfit and then use them in the bedroom.
Vibrating Cock Ring
Pleasure for him and for you! A cock ring is a small toy that ensures you'll both have a great time.
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